Doi pensionari stateau in parc pe o banca, cand vad o blonda. Unul dintre ei spune:
- Vezi blonda aia? Moare dupa mine!
Celalalt raspunde:
- Cum asa?
Primul pensionar:
- Doar nu moare inaintea...
Doi pensionari stateau in parc pe o banca, cand vad o blonda. Unul dintre ei spune:
– Vezi blonda aia? Moare dupa mine!
Celalalt raspunde:
– Cum asa?
Primul pensionar:
– Doar nu moare inaintea mea!
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