Un poliţai cumpără continuu bilete la film la acelaşi spectacol. Casiera îl întreabă mirată:
– Ce faci dom’le? De câte ori cumperi bilete?
– Doamnă, eu nu fac bişniţă cu bilete, dar e un tâmpit înăuntru care mi le rupe.
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